Voter Advisory

I abhor writing anything on American politics for the simple reason that I dont get a vote. Of course, during the months of March and April, I complain about taxation without representation and such but that is just the angst of a man who will not be able to afford to go to Vegas that summer. Technically when I did have representation (in India) I had no taxation because the grand sum of all my incomes was an imposing diddly-squat. Such is the irony of life. However I have one thing to say to those people who have entry to this after hours club they call american democracy.
- If even one person on the ballot insists on pronouncing the word nuclear nucular kindly do yourself a favor and vote for the other guy. There I said it.