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Prone to hyperbole. Self indulgent to a fault. Compulsive Liar. Inveterately Honest. Obviously Oxymoronic.
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Friday, August 7, 2009

Pithy Hilarity-8

Me: I ought to stop leaving my earphones lying around. There is all sorts of muck on them.
Him: Umm... You do realise where they spend most of their time right?
Me: Ok, I'm Off.
Him: But you just got here.
Me: Some emergency purchases. (Makes mental note to buy Ear buds on his way home).